September 2009
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Being There (1979)
Ron Steigler: Mr. Gardner, uh, my editors and I have been wondering if you would consider writing a book for us, something about your um, political philosophy, what do you say?
Chance the Gardener: I can't write.
Ron Steigler: Heh, heh, of course not, who can nowadays? Listen, I have trouble writing a postcard to my children. Look uhh, we can give you a six figure advance, I'll provide you with the very best ghost-writer, proof-readers...
Chance the Gardener: I can't read.
Ron Steigler: Of course you can't! No one has the time! We, we glance at things, we watch television...
Chance the Gardener: I like to watch TV.
Ron Steigler: Oh, oh, oh sure you do. No one reads!
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August 2009
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“The day cats are defeated health care will be universal and wars will end.”
– Me (on the whole very important and urgent Sharks versus Cat tumblr debate).
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¿Cuales de estos videos es más ridículo?
Hace tiempo no me aventuraba a ver vídeos en TV local. Esta noche lo hice y entre toda la basura que me encontré estos dos vídeos se quedaron en mi mente. ¿Por que? Por que todavía no se cual de los dos es más ridículo. ¿Me pueden ayudar a determinarlo?
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“…chops and gravy. Watching TV. Mike and Suzanne and poor old Tina. Just...”
–  The Tenth Doctor- Planet of the Dead (2009 Easter Special)
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